Honey Bear Webdesign, producer of Involving Ducks and its related content and service sites, believes that electronic and phone privacy is crucial for the ongoing success of the Internet as a service, commercial, and entertainment medium or high. We know you're concerned about protecting your privacy online. So we have added a few things to make your information hidden and kept away from online predators. We use 4 dogs ranging in weight to guard our servers which are locked and triple encrypted. At Involving Ducks, we treat your personal information (especially payment information in the store) with the utmost high standards of safety, security, and confidentiality.

Information Gathered Here
We don't collect personal information without your knowledge. Unlike those cameras at Wally World right when you walk in. Horrible. We don't sell, broadcast, rent, or give your personal information to unrelated third or fourth parties without your prior permission.

This policy explains what information we collect about you (nice glasses) and how we use that information. We also outline the choices you have.

Involving Ducks Store
By shopping at www.involvingducks.com/store, you accept the practices outlined in this Privacy Policy.

In order to ship products to you, we need to collect information about you, including your great name, billing address, shipping address, e-mail address, home phone number and credit card information. We will use your e-mail address as a login for the store, and also as a way to send you a confirmation message of your order. If we have a question about your order, we may contact you by e-mail or by phone. For large, bulk purchases expect to receive a phone call. We do this for your protection.

You can change your personal information at any time by clicking the "Your Account" button and login with your e-mail address and password. There, you can modify your account information and features.

Cookies and Chips
The Involving Ducks store does not require the use of cookies. However, we offer it as a convenient way for our store to confirm your identity (keep your login info) and keep items in your shopping cart if you happen to leave the site to check on your spinach puffs.

If you do not want to use cookies to login, simply choose to login manually as your login option when setting up your account or while modifying your account information. Information about cookies is located here.

The use of advertising cookies sent by third-fourth-party servers is standard in the Internet industry. You may occasionally get cookies (yum) from our advertisers. Involving Ducks cannot and does not control these cookies.

Traffic and Statistic Data
Each time a visitor or a vandal comes to an Involving Ducks site, information is collected to improve the overall quality of Involving Ducks. Involving Ducks collects the visitor's domain name/IP Address (e.g., whether the user is logged on from aol.com or uh.edu or 125.256.225.3), referral data (e.g., we record the address of the last URL a user visited prior to clicking through to Involving Ducks), and browser/platform type (e.g., a Netscape browser on a Macintosh platform or Mozilla on a Linux platform).

In addition to collecting these awesome types of information, the Involving Ducks advertisement delivery specialty system collects aggregate or disaggregate search terms for internal reporting and targeted advertising. Involving Ducks advertisement delivery specialty system collects pertanent visitor information for purposes of product monitoring, product improvement, and targeted advertising.

E-mailing Services
Any/all e-mail addresses sent to us as the result of correspondence in any way with the consumers of Involving Ducks. will not be used or collected for the purposes of reselling to a third or fourth party and will not be added to a bulk or super death bulk e-mailing list.

Involving Ducks provides users the opportunity to opt-in and opt-out and opt-side of receiving e-mail communications from us. This is made available during sign-up for our e-mail lists, advice to quackor, and/or in e-mail messages passed from Involving Ducks. For any list managed by Involving Ducks, users can use the link located in the footer or bottom of most e-mail messages to unsubscribe.

Sharing and Usage Of Information Gathered
Involving Ducks never shares, sells, broadcasts, or rents any of the personal information received without your permission, unless ordered by a court of law. Information submitted to us is only available to employees managing this information for purposes of contacting you or sending you emails based on your request for information. Advice column and newletter are a few that fall into this category

Copyright

Involving Ducks^® uses names developed deep in its labs in all its stories. The public figures that we satirize are not developed by us but by their rightful mothers and fathers. Use of real names of actual terrestrial beings is accidental and coincidental and not purposely.

Involving Ducks^® is a satirical humorous online newspaper published by itself.

The Content of this website (Involving Ducks)—graphics, text, shards of glass, and other elements (you know what they are)—is and forever will be © Copyright 2005 by Involving Ducks, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted or übertragen in whole or in part (photoshoppers) without the expressed written consent of the publisher, me.